Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Cussing

may i cuss a little?
thank you.
why do some guys meet a chick on friday at a drinkup, take her out again on saturday and get laid, on the same night?
while i'm dealing with "i wanna do this right so i want us to wait until we're married" whatthebejesus is a guy expected to do with that line of argument?
if i love you i'll wait for you?
come on, who we kidding?
you know, and you know that i know, that you got a long way to go before we're walking down the aisle,
six years at the earliest y'know
aint no way u holding out on me that long,
i'm thinking options here
i'm gonna have to join a gym or something dude,
or learn the five knuckle shuffle
damn
aint that a bitch?

3 Comments:

Blogger Iwaya said...

you were trying to be sensitive, weren't you? that served you right then. sensitive is for when she is threatening to walk out of the door, AFTER she was already in, never BEFORE. You'll get better results from being hilariously obscene and vulgar, believe me.

Thu Dec 29, 06:26:00 pm  
Blogger Degstar said...

thanK you mate, that's really helpful when i've got a a coupla months worth of sexual energy just begging...no, bootlicking, to be released!

Mon Jan 16, 05:03:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's all about the hands... i ask "are those hands worthy of touching me?"... if they're not, i start the wait-6-years-minimun junk... if they are, however, then they do

Fri Feb 10, 03:06:00 am  

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