Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I Do...I Do!

last saturday i went to a wedding celebration, the culmination of several months of planning, prayer, fasting, tears, fights, faith and sleepless nights. it was beautiful, the bride was radiant, the groom was dashing,

and i had two beautiful christian babes all to myself, one on each side, at the reception. and you know what the best part was? - no i did not teach them the pleasures of The Book of Solomon, really, even i have morals! - after the bagole had left the reception hall to repair to their suite, Myke the groom, somehow "stole" the bouquet away from Charity his wife, snuck out of their bridal suite, made his way down to the reception hall, stuck his head round the corner whilst i was busy fending off chicks, their mums and aunties...& THREW THE BOUQUET of lillies AT ME!!! so i caught it. so there, now you know, i am the first male in recorded history to catch the bouquet at the wedding reception. here's the proof of it - the poor thing lying on the carpet in my room.

bless you Myke, when you get back from the honeymoon, lets have a suckling pig in Wandegs. and i'll tell you about the good old days when you were still single and didnt need Charity's say-so to hang out all night, eating pork from Zanzi and watching 24. by the way Myke, i have Season 5. and the World Cup's on. but you wont know that will you? cause Charity made sure to book a resort with no TV! LOL, sucker!!



Blogger CountryBoyi said...

hey deg, looks like u had a time of yo lyf. why don't u pull some chick, yes, pull her down the aisle soon???

Wed Jun 14, 09:23:00 am  
Blogger Jay said...

So does the bouquet-grabbing mean that somebody is about to graduate from kissing buddy to Mrs Nation Builder?

Wed Jun 14, 01:56:00 pm  
Blogger ish said...

i expect an e-invite, btw, i love weddings! so colorful, so emotional....

Thu Jun 15, 08:50:00 pm  
Blogger ~sandinmyshoes~ said...

lol, if it's any consolation; technically you didn't catch the bouquet- he hurled it at you.

Mon Jun 19, 10:56:00 am  
Blogger baz said...

Still, after that thing you said about expecting your wife to be pulling your socks off for you when you get home, they should be throwing bouquets AWAY from you!

Mon Jun 19, 11:21:00 am  
Blogger Lovely Amphibian said...

some pix of you and the mob of christian babes, dude.

that was a party i missed terribly. but kasta you represented.

its open season on weddings, seems.

Mon Jun 19, 04:33:00 pm  
Blogger Mataachi said...

Is there SOMETHING Lovely Amphibian wants to tell us?

Tue Jun 20, 10:33:00 am  
Blogger savage said...

Dude, where are you? Did you tag along for the honeymoon?

meanwhile it seems like you are slacking. I would like to understand that you are probably very busy solving the world's problems. But it's the principle; once you become a blogger, an active one at that, there is no turning back.

So show up already.

Tue Jun 20, 08:27:00 pm  
Blogger savage said...

Boys, the action is at Carlo's blog. Get there quick and weig in.

Tue Jun 20, 08:33:00 pm  
Blogger Iwaya said...

Is it just our computers or is Carlo's blog now inaccessible?

Wed Jun 21, 07:44:00 pm  
Blogger jkb said...

I wondered about the inaccessibility of Carlo's blog. It should be a template code change/update gone bad!

Wed Jun 21, 09:06:00 pm  

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