Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I Spied with my litto eye

Psst.

Sighted by Olivia and self, on the morning of July 19th, while engaged in the pursuit of activities of national import, in the environs of Uganda Golf Club and the roundabout at Fairway Hotel, behind the wheel of a really dodgy looking old dirty battered grey Toyota Carina from like 1970 , registration plate number 674 UAG, bearing the following slogan inscribed on an appendage on the roof –“Generation X Driving School” – one Ugandan blogger of questionable mental frame, and dishevelled physical state – witnessed by the heavily unkempt beard, red shot eyes and fingers gripping the steering wheel for what must have obviously been dear life - in polite society referred to as “Raymond”, better known as the one-millimetre-away-from-a-libel-suit author of www.raymondsbliss.blogspot.com.

Cuz looked like, if his last post was anything to go by, he was under pain of death to learn how to drive.

4 Comments:

Blogger The 0ne said...

That's just mean man...do you know how hard it is to drive in those things?Do you?No?didn't think so.Its hard man...One wrong move and wham!you knock someone and they die a horrible death...brought on by Tetanus!

Thu Jul 20, 04:24:00 am  
Blogger Degstar said...

i learnt how to drive the hard way; in a "borrowed from my uncle with my delinquet cousin Andrew" red lefthand drive Toyota Cressida, that had faulty brakes and a weak battery, down the slopes of Mount Muhavura. instead of a pesky instructor we had as background noise the sounds of mortar fire on the other side of the Mountain (Rwanda, RPF, 1993-ish). do not tell me about how hard learning to drive is! i know.

Thu Jul 20, 11:42:00 am  
Blogger Degstar said...

when we eventually made it home the following day - the battery died so we were stuck on the mountain overnight - we found that Aunt Berna (RIP-Bless Her Soul) had called the cops, fearing that we'd been abducted by the then RPF rebels.

my uncle later admitted to me - privately - that, knowing his son and nephew, Andrew had run off to join the rebels and i'd gone along for the ride.

Thu Jul 20, 11:47:00 am  
Blogger Generation X Driving School said...

Referring to the post of Olivia
"SPIED WITH MY LITTLE EYE
i came, i saw, i expressed an opinion.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
I Spied with my litto eye
Psst.

Sighted by Olivia and self, on the morning of July 19th, while engaged in the pursuit of activities of national import, in the environs of Uganda Golf Club and the roundabout at Fairway Hotel, behind the wheel of a really dodgy looking old dirty battered grey Toyota Carina from like 1970 , registration plate number 674 UAG, bearing the following slogan inscribed on an appendage on the roof –“Generation X Driving School” – one Ugandan blogger of questionable mental frame, and dishevelled physical state – witnessed by the heavily unkempt beard, red shot eyes and fingers gripping the steering wheel for what must have obviously been dear life - in polite society referred to as “Raymond”, better known as the one-millimetre-away-from-a-libel-suit author of www.raymondsbliss.blogspot.com.

Cuz looked like, if his last post was anything to go by, he was under pain of death to learn how to drive.""

This was a false post to sabotage our school which has been in service for almost 12 years,that event did not happen Olivia just meant to boycott the school but we apologize to our clients that we are sorry for the post and we stand to give you the best services ever and we call you for registration at our offices
thanks for your cooperation as always

Fri Jun 07, 05:22:00 pm  

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